The Book of Bill

I thought I liked things that were weird, but I was wrong. This book was too weird for me. I feel nauseous just thinking about the horrifying psychosis contained within. I m legally changing my name to Normal Al now and pushing all my Hawaiian shirts out to sea on a barge. Avoid this book at all costs!! Weird Al Yankovic

I found this arcane volume in a musty aisle at the most accursed of libraries. Nightly visitations by foul spirits commenced almost immediately. It has infected my mind and my dreams, and it will destroy your sanity. For all that is good and holy stay away from it, and whatever you do, do not read it. Guillermo del Toro

Look, I hate to disagree with Guillermo and Normal Al, but I love this thing! Ever since I read it, I keep hearing this screaming in my brain that won t stop! I m buying a copy for everyone I know! We love Bill! We love Bill! We love Bill! Charlie Day